you know you've been to Project Medishare when...

For the record, I did not make the list, I'm just re-posting it... (I do, however, think I might be able to add a few more to the list...)

You know you've been to Project Medishare when....

You're surprised to feel bladder pressure.

Your camera is connected to your body at all times.

You wake up during storms with the urge to pull everything out from under your bed.

You keep leaving your fly open.

You keep waving your hand over patients in the OR.

Your scared to pass gas without extra underwear around.

You look for hair on your pork.

You feel parched if you haven't slugged down water in the last 20 minutes.

You walk into the shower with your scrubs on.

You reach for the Advil when a patient asks for pain meds.

You crave beer and burgers or kabobs after work.

You look for a handle to hover over a toilet seat.

You feel guilty taking a shower that is longer than 2 minutes.

Your idea of evening wear is mosquito netting.

Your idea of a nightcap is Motrin and Benadryl.

You forget to flush.

You can catch a mosquito midflight.

You suddenly notice port-o-potties all around town that you never noticed before.

You no longer use your air conditioner at night

You cannot sleep without the grumble of a generator

You have lost all cravings for subway

Someone rushes into a room and you want to know 'do they need a general surgeon to the OR, a pediatrician to the ER, a midwife to .........'

~PJ